here goes. bunnies are stupid. bunnies are mean. they are the meanest creatures ive ever met in my entire life. want to know why? BECAUSE: they trick you into thinking theyre these cute little innocent, furry, happy bunnies that give you candy and hide their eggs on easter day. but I KNOW the truth!! i bet youre still wondering what this girl is talking about. shes crazy. well, i am. they tried to kill me. on more than one occasion. and theyre STILL after me!! KEEP THEM AWAY from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously. just look at those two CUTE LITTLE WHITE bunnies!!!! awwwwww......GET REAL!!! theyre born killers..... im seriously scared of rabbits now. it all started at the beginning of last summer......
i had just gotten home from school at about 4pm. i had to work at 5. no biggie...same thing i did almost every day. as i was getting out of my car i noticed a cute and innocent furry white bunny sitting by the deck steps. i started walking up the steps and the rabbit tried to follow me! usually rabbits run from people, but not this one. which makes me wonder if it had been rabid as it was actually chasing me up the steps.
so i go inside, make myself some supper when i hear a *thud* *thud* i look out the kitchen window and didnt see anything. then i looked out the back door. either the same bunny rabbit was out there running into the side of the house or there was more than one rabid one!!!!!
i wasnt scared yet, just a little leery of anything furry and cute. so for about the next year, it seemed like every time i saw a bunny rabbit, they were trying to chase after me.
no joke; i was just paranoid or something. but when about a year later when i started college, my friend and i were returning home from a movie late at night. as we were walking through campus, i told her the story about why and how i was a little freaked out about bunny rabbits, the little furry meanies!!
she thought i was just joking until we saw a rabbit and i screamed. she then ABSOLUTELY HAD TO chase the rabbit(s) around a tree towards me. this is where my story takes a sad turn. i curled up into a little ball on the sidewalk and started crying because the rabbit was running towards me. and until about a month ago when i started trying to persuade myself that rabbits werent out to get me, i screamed and ran hysterically anytime i saw a live or stuffed bunny.
so i think now im almost over my painful experience of the rabid bunny rabbit, but the story is still fun to tell...
my bunny page
seriously. just look at those two CUTE LITTLE WHITE bunnies!!!! awwwwww......GET REAL!!! theyre born killers..... im seriously scared of rabbits now. it all started at the beginning of last summer......
